Sam Harris 

I AM: Sam Harris, based in New Orleans, an artist that writes songs, a person that plays guitar, usually at a place doing a thing, a player of folky, alternativey, lo-fiey music

I AM NOT: A doorknob. Or a singing frog that will only sing for you, and then croak like a frog for anyone else, therefore bankrupting your prime time event to present me, the singing frog.